Escargoon/filmography

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The following is a complete list of all of Escargoon's appearances in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, along with other information regarding his role in each episode:

Escargoon's appearances in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
Episode	Image	Role	Role details	Selected quote	Notes
Kirby Comes to Cappy Town		Primary character	In this episode, Escargoon stops the crowd at the gate of the castle throne room to receive their complaints toward King Dedede, and acts dismissively towards them. Later on, he drives King Dedede to Kabu Canyon in the Armored Vehicle where they attempt to silence Kabu, but are interrupted when Kirby crashes into the kingdom in his starship. When King Dedede initially fails to get rid of Kirby, Escargoon comes up with the plan to take the starship to the castle and rig it with explosives. In the process, they find Kirby's Warp Star, but lose it shortly thereafter. Later on, after Octacon is defeated, Escargoon carries out his plan and detonates the explosives in Kirby's starship as he tries to depart, but all this ends up doing is causing the ship to crash into their Armored Vehicle and wrecking it, resulting in Escargoon being chased around angrily by Dedede and forcing Kirby to stay in Dream Land.	"That's King Dedede!" (in response to the villagers describing the monster)
A Blockbuster Battle		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon follows King Dedede's lead as they play various tricks to sabotage Kirby's attempt to move in with any of the people in Cappy Town. Later on, he helps King Dedede strike a deal with Tokkori to make sure Kirby doesn't set up in the countryside either. After they destroy the treehouse that was built for Kirby, the two release the monster Blocky to attack him. When Blocky is eventually defeated, King Dedede lets out his frustration by abusing Escargoon.	"If they find Kirby a place to live, pretty soon, every face in town will be pink!"
Kirby's Duel Role		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon accompanies King Dedede as they spy on Meta Knight's duel with Kirby in Kabu Canyon, and then head back to the castle to call the monster Bugzzy to finish the job. When they return to the canyon with the monster on tow, they are left to watch as Kirby eventually overcomes the monster using the Sword ability. When they confront Meta Knight and demand he finish the job, he knocks their car away "for their safety".	"Keep your nose out of the King's business...if you even have a nose."
Dark and Stormy Knight		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon does little more than tag along with King Dedede during his scenes, and drive the Armored Vehicle as usual.	"You've been aiding an alien, you traitor!"
Beware: Whispy Woods!		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon accompanies King Dedede in most of his scenes and helps him spy on Kirby and the kids as they venture into Whispy Woods Forest, in hopes that they will lead them to Whispy Woods himself. This plan ends up succeeding, giving Dedede the opening he needed to cut down Whispy Woods and build a country club in his place. Escargoon gives the opening remarks to the unhappy crowd as Dedede lines up for his first shot, but this is foiled when Kirby coughs up the apples that end up rejuvenating Whispy Woods. The tree then takes action on King Dedede and Escargoon, snaring them with his roots and then forcing them to wander lost in the rejuvenated forest.	"For too long, Dream Land suffered from the lack of a world-class golf facility, but once again our visionary King Dedede has taken wise, yet bold action! We now have this taxpayer-supported, closed-to-the-public, chemically-fertilized course where Whispy Woods once stood!"
Un-Reality TV		Primary character	In this episode, Escargoon takes the helm in directing the programming for the newly-set-up Channel DDD, as well as starring in many of Dedede's homebrewed shows. He also takes charge in the surveillance of all the Dream Landers through their TV sets. Later on, it is revealed that Escargoon was inside a rubber suit made to resemble a giant monster that was being used through the TV broadcast to fool the town into thinking that a monster was actually attacking the kingdom. With the help of Kirby, Tuff, and Meta Knight, Tiff exposes this ruse and Escargoon in front of the camera.	"Here are the shows that'll keep ya stuck to your vinyl recliners! At 7, it's the adventures of that very heavyweight crime fighter 3-D Man! At 7:30, watch as contestants compete for cash and prizes on Wheel of Head Wounds! Then at 8, the staff of D R confronts an outbreak of hernias...bad ones! Next, the far east meets the old west when King of the Kitchen cooks beef jerky-aki! Then at 9:30, the Snail Hunter searches for my long-lost brother! At 10, the crew of the S.S. Dede-prise deals with some very intense motion sickness on Dededeep Space Nine! Tonight's late movie is Globzilla Destroys Guam and the late-late movie is King Klong Vs. the Houston Astros?!" *sigh* "Stay where you are, we'll be back after this..." *faints*
Kirby's Egg-Cellent Adventure		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon is forced to watch King Dedede as he watches birds, when the two of them encounter Dyna Blade passing by. Seeing this, the two hatch a plan to trick Kirby into eating Dyna Blade's egg, and this appears to succeed after they lure Kirby up the mountain to the nest and leave him to it. Later on, Escargoon drives the Armored Vehicle as King Dedede pours oil on the grass to paint an image of Kirby eating the egg for Dyna Blade to see. From there, they sit back and watch as Dyna Blade chases through the kingdom in pursuit of Kirby. When Tiff calls the Warp Star to help Kirby out, Dedede and Escargoon attempt to fire at it with their mounted gun, but this only incurs the wrath of Dyna Blade, who wrecks their car.	"Ditch the decoy, I'm watching my waistline!"
Curio's Curious Discovery		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon accompanies Dedede during his various scenes, and occasionally mocks him when things don't go his way, particularly in the opening when nobody comes to the anniversary of his coronation. He drives King Dedede around in the Armored Vehicle as usual, and also helps him corner Tiff and Kirby when they try to infiltrate the presentation of Professor Curio's fake archaeological findings. Later on, when Dedede Stone starts attacking, King Dedede and Escargoon can be seen riding atop it, and end up being buried in the rubble when the monster is defeated.	"Hear ye, citizens of Dream Land! All rise and solute his most miserly and right rancorous Majesty! The 17,052nd ruler in his line, his Highness King Dedede!"
The Fofa Factor		Primary character	In this episode, Escargoon tries to order Fololo & Falala to get King Dedede's fortune from Mabel, but is refused due to his and the King's insistence that only one of them go. Later on, when a Waddle Dee brings the fortune in their stead, Escargoon is promptly clobbered by Dedede when he reads the fortune back. Ignoring the fortune, King Dedede orders the monster Slice n' Splice from Night Mare Enterprises and decides to test it out on his snail assistant first. When Escargoon tries to flee, he gets mixed up with King Dedede, and then the two get "mixed up" by Slice n' Splice. Seeing their heads on each-others' bodies, the two decide to go out into the town and have some fun doing similar to the other Dream Landers. In the process, Escargoon gets his head attached to a sheep, but is eventually returned to normal in time to ferry Slice n' Splice to Kirby's position using the Armored Vehicle. After Kirby is split up, Escargoon assists in trying to corner Fololo & Falala while they try to keep the two separate Kirbys safe, but has little success.	"Why'd you have to mix us all up with sheep? I know you like fleecing your subjects, but this is ridiculous!"
Hail to the Chief		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon accompanies King Dedede and drives him around in the Armored Vehicle, getting mixed up in the traffic incident that calls Chief Bookem's reputation into question. Later on, when the town rallies to defend their police chief, Escargoon ends up with a hornet's nest planted directly on his face by accident by Kirby, which causes him to panic and drive off with Tuff in tow in the Armored Vehicle, setting the stage for the episode's climax. After Chief Bookem and Tuff escape the Booma-Dooma Volcano, Dedede and Escargoon try to show up to fire Bookem one more time, but are stopped first by Kirby, and then by the bees nest lodged in their car's cannon.	"You could have been hurt in that crash, but luckily, your stomach acts as a built-in air bag."
The Big Taste Test		Primary character	In this episode, Escargoon delivers the news to King Dedede that the famous Chef Shiitake is coming to Dream Land, only to have the King think to prepare his snail assistant as the meal to impress the chef. To get Dedede off of him, Escargoon proposes that they hire a professional chef instead. They head down to Kawasaki's and hire the chef to come cook at the castle, much to his disbelief. Err long, however, Escargoon and King Dedede berate Kawasaki for his abysmal cooking, and decide to order a cookbook from Night Mare Enterprises to speed things up. When they see the entry about Zebon, Dedede and Escargoon hatch a plan to trick Kawasaki into thinking that Kirby is a Zebon, and he must cook him to impress his former master. With this deed done, King Dedede and Escargoon receive Shiitake and wait on him for the dinner. Escargoon's role for the remainder of the episode is merely as a bystander.	"Assault with pepper!" *chuckles*
Escargoon Squad		Primary character	In this episode, Escargoon initiates the events by taking a picture of King Dedede with a new camera, only to find out that the picture contains the imprint of a ghost. Escargoon later drives King Dedede down to have his fortune read by Mabel, who confirms that a ghost is haunting King Dedede. The two try to play it cool, but then strange happenings start to occur around the castle as night sets in, and everyone comes to tell their own stories about them. At this point, Escargoon decides to part company with Dedede, and outright refuses to help him further with the ghost situation, but Dedede forces him to take part regardless after busting down the door to the snail's room with his hammer. Regardless, Escargoon disappears after King Dedede takes a bathroom break, leaving him to be haunted by the ghost. Later on, it is revealed that Escargoon was playing a series of pranks on King Dedede with the help of some of the kids and Kirby to get back at him for all the times the King scared him in the past. King Dedede feigns forgiveness to get his snail assistant's guard down, and then starts chasing him down threatening to whack him. As Escargoon makes a run for it, another ghost appears, but this time it is not one of Escargoon's tricks, and it forces King Dedede to pay his overdue bill to N.M.E. Despite this, King Dedede still proceeds to get his revenge on Escargoon.	"The other night, I went to the library and he scared the Dewey decimal outta me!"
Cappy New Year		Primary character	In this episode, Escargoon accompanies King Dedede and helps him plan his New Years fireworks show, all the while pleading with him to let him use his rocket to get rid of Kirby instead of spending more money on N.M.E.'s monsters. While they are discussing the rocket, King Dedede and Escargoon manage to capture Kirby and the kids spying on them, and use a robotic grabber arm to punish Kirby for this. Later on, as the battle between Kirby and Sasuke is underway, the monster makes use of Escargoon's rocket when its initial plan fails. When the rocket is in the air, Escargoon orders the soldiers to fire upon it in order to destroy Kirby, but this ends up too late. The remnants of the rocket come falling down and crush the Armored Vehicle while King Dedede and Escargoon are still inside.	"Maybe now, you'll wise up! Why bankrupt yourself buying monsters when you got a genius like me workin' for ya?"
The Pillow Case		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede and Escargoon hatch a plan to get rid of Kirby by inducing nightmares about him into everyone in Dream Land via N.M.E.'s specialty pillows. Curious to see if they work, King Dedede and Escargoon themselves sleep on the pillows, and are later among the possessed mob. At the end of the episode, when Meta Knight reveals the trick of the pillows to everyone, King Dedede and Escargoon are more relieved to be free of the nightmares than disappointed.	"Sire, they're from Night Mare Enterprises. When did anything that came from them ever work?"
Kirby's Pet Peeve		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon spends most of his screen time tending to King Dedede in various ways, whether that be driving him around in the Armored Vehicle or serving him dinner at the castle. He also assists Dedede in trying to kidnap Kirby's new Electronic Pet, and is later with Dedede when the pet self-destructs on them.	"And so I says I'm not goin' skinny dipping!"
A Fish Called Kine		Secondary character	Escargoon does not have any significant appearances in this episode aside from his proximity to King Dedede. His main contribution comes in the form of occasional one-liners and piloting the submarine that King Dedede is using to bulldoze the Rainbow Coral Reef.	"No offense, Your Majesty, but that get-up makes you look like a deep-sea doofus, and besides, you only need a snorkel outside the submarine, not inside!"
The Thing About the Ring		Primary character	In this episode, Escargoon is with King Dedede as he is spying on the kids, trying to make sense of their plans. Later on, after a Waddle Dee finds the ring that Kirby spat out the window, Escargoon confiscates the ring, hoping to add it to his secret jewelry collection. Before he does this, however, he takes it to Mabel so she can appraise it, but she tells him that the ring is a fake, made of glass, convincing him to part with it. Later on, when Sir Ebrum asks Escargoon about the ring, he points them toward Mabel and heads back to the castle to tend to his jewelry collection, shortly thereafter having to hide it when King Dedede comes barging into the room demanding to know where the ring is. When Escargoon answers in the negative, King Dedede orders the monster Honker Stomper to help him find it, and the monster proves his worth by immediately locating Escargoon's jewelry stash, much to the snail's horror. Escargoon's role for the remainder of the episode is incidental.	"There you are, my twinkling little treasures! I bet none of you's made of glass! Little does King Greedede know I've been collecting you glittery goo-gahs for years!"
Flower Power		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon drives King Dedede and a Noddy down into town where the Noddy is sent after Kirby. When Kirby falls asleep after eating the Noddy, the two laugh and drive away. Later on, the two discuss the next part of the plan back at Castle Dedede as it is set in motion, and are not seen for the remainder of the episode.	"So long, Cappy Town. Hello, Nappy Town!"
Here Comes the Son		Secondary character	Escargoon has an incidental role in this episode, as he does little more than accompany King Dedede and drive the Armored Vehicle. As usual, he has a few one-liners here and there. When Knuckle Joe shows up to attack Kirby, Escargoon apprehends Tiff and ties her up to prevent her calling the Warp Star, but is soon on the sidelines again after Meta Knight shows up.	"Hey, wise guy! This is a king, your talkin' about! You can't insult him because he's fat, or because he's a big ignoramus, or because he's a tight-wad!"
Dedede's Snow Job		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon mainly sticks to King Dedede's side as the two banter, first about the heat, then about their plans to do away with Kirby. Later on, when the Ice Dragon is defeated, both King Dedede and Escargoon are buried by the icy remnants of the monster, and can later be seen sleeping in a pile on the ground when Dream Land's climate returns to normal.	"Heh! He turned steamin' Dream Land into a winter wonderland!"
A Princess in Dis-Dress		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon is largely on the sidelines, sharing the spotlight with King Dedede where he can. His stand-out appearance is when King Dedede forces him to dress up as a princess in order to help him rehearse his proposal to Princess Rona.	"Are you sure? He knows where all the hot spots are! He knows where you can get a pizza at 3 in the morning!"
Island of the Lost Warrior		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon's main role is to drive the amphibious assault vehicle which carries the Armored Vehicle onto the Island of Kit Cosmos, where he and King Dedede release the monster Tornadon to finish the job they started by stranding Kirby and the kids on the island in the first place. When Kirby defeats Tornadon using Tornado, he also tosses King Dedede and Escargoon out to sea, where they are attacked by a school of Joes.	"According to my calculations, our storm should have washed them ashore here."
The Empty Nest Mess		Primary character	In this episode, Escargoon reveals to King Dedede an invention of his called "Insta-Monster Mixture", which he promptly demonstrates on a small garden caterpillar to turn it into a giant monster. The two then later hatch a plan to use the mixture on Dyna Blade's chick, and head to the nest to kidnap the baby bird, but they end up fumbling this attempt, allowing the bird to escape into the countryside. King Dedede and Escargoon then set out to recapture the chick, and are eventually successful, bringing it back to the castle as Kirby and the others pursue. Before Escargoon can inject the chick with the mixture, Dyna Blade shows up and knocks his giant syringe aside, and then punishes him and King Dedede by dropping them both from the sky.	"Let me hang on! Maybe your belly'll break our fall!"
Ninja Binge		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon accompanies King Dedede as they are first harassed by the Cappies dressed as ninjas, and then they themselves play at being ninjas in the castle after stealing the ninja scroll that started the fad from Curio. Later on, Tuff and Kirby manage to steal the scroll back from Escargoon while he is sleeping, but the lot of them are witness to Benikage unsuccessfully trying to take the scroll back. Escargoon's role in the episode from this point on is incidental.	"I shoulda known I'd take a plunge if I used plungers!"
Escargoon Rules		Primary character	Escargoon plays a leading role in this episode, starting by berating Kirby and his friends in the castle and lording his position over them, and then immediately changing his tune and begging them for help when he realizes that his mother is coming to visit. He begs them to help him pretend to be King of Dream Land for the day she's in town, and although Tiff is initially hesitant, her parents talk her into it for Escargoon's mother's sake. Just as Escergoon's mother arrives in town, Escargoon sends Kirby in to buy him some time and convinces the town to play in on the charade. When they meet up, they travel down the town in a precession on the Armored Vehicle as Escargoon wears a shoddy-looking crown and an unconvincing stern look on his face. Eventually this precession arrives at Castle Dedede, where Escargoon's ruse is nearly broken by King Dedede, only for Tiff to save the situation by explaining that Dedede is the court jester, meant to say absurd things. Later on, Tiff manages to get King Dedede to play along with the ruse, but only until Dedede hatches a revenge scheme by telling Escargoon's mother all about the nasty monsters her son has sent upon the kingdom, and then compounding this by releasing a horde of Drifter monsters on the crowd to attack everyone. After Kirby deals with the situation and punishes King Dedede, Escargoon admits to his mother that the whole thing was a ruse, and that he is not really king, and his mother forgives him for it. After Escargoon's mother leaves the kingdom, Escargoon quickly drops his sympathetic act and reverts to his usual nasty temperament.	"Pipe down, peasants, or I'll have your tax returns audited!"
Hour of the WolfWrath		Secondary character	Escargoon only has an incidental role in this episode, sticking close to King Dedede and commenting on the situation as WolfWrath wreaks havoc in the castle. Later on, Escargoon uses his surveillance network in the castle to see how bad the fires have gotten, and reports this to Dedede, who relents and brings the castle out of lockdown, allowing WolfWrath to escape.	"Ah. I don't think it's housebroken!"
The Flower Plot		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon accompanies King Dedede and helps him spy on Kirby and the kids using the Grasshopper Eavesdropper as they enter the forest. After gathering the intelligence they needed, the two then step in and steal Whispy Woods' flower Lovely under a smokescreen. When Lovely is returned to Whispy Woods - having been turned into a monster - King Dedede and Escargoon later return with their Armored Vehicle to monitor the situation and ensure things go to plan, but they are foiled when Kirby inhales the cannonball they shot at the tree and returns it to them.	"The flower monster's suckin' all the life force out of Whispy just like we planned!"
Labor Daze		Primary character	In this episode, Escargoon helps to oversee the factory that King Dedede had built in Cappy Town to exploit cheap labor from the Cappies, handling the logistics and handing out the uniforms to the workers. Later on, King Dedede and Escargoon together pilot the Ice Dragon Robot that the Cappies had unwittingly helped them build. Shortly after revealing the robot, the two are roundly defeated by Kirby when he uses the Ice ability to critically damage the factory's boiler and cause a meltdown, destroying the factory and taking the robot with it.	"There are your new uniforms...and wear some undergarments!"
A Spice Odyssey		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon plays an incidental role as he accompanies King Dedede in his scenes and helps him manage Monsieur Goan's restaurant, as well as partake in Goan's plan to defeat Kirby. Later on, after Monsieur Goan is defeated and his restaurant reduced to ash, King Dedede and Escargoon are publicly punished by Cappy Town by being forced to eat Chef Kawasaki's Toxic Atomic Curry, which reduces them to cinders.	"But Majesty, we've got other choices: Instant noodles, cat food, crunchy liver and bacon flavored dog treats, hmm?"
Hatch Me If You Can		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon helps King Dedede hatch a scheme to plant a Galbo egg in Kirby's nest and make him believe the egg is his. The two later taunt Tiff in relation to the plan when she is trying to figure out what is going on. Once they see that Kirby has bonded with the creature, King Dedede and Escargoon then initiate phase 2 of the plan by calling in the mother Galbo from the Night Mare Enterprises Teleporter to attack Kirby. They do not significantly impact the remainder of the episode after this point.	"Reading up on egg-xistentialism?"
Abusement Park		Primary character	"Let me get this straight! All we have to do is get Kirby up here and have him sing a song?!" *mock-singing* "Iii-- ain't nothing but a pink blob; suckin' all the tiiime!" *gets teleported*
A Dental Dilemma		Primary character	"You'll forget about your teeth if you have pain somewhere else!"
Junk Jam		Secondary character	"His Highness loves littering, but this is ridiculous!"
A Recipe for Disaster		Primary character	"With Kawasaki's cooking, I hope there's a doctor in the house."
The Kirby Derby - Part I		Primary character	"Well it sure beats that tacky tank we used to drive."
The Kirby Derby - Part II		Primary character	"Kirby's slippery as an oil slick!"
Watermelon Felon		Primary character	"Dede-delightful spring morning air freshener! Whether you're sniffin' out crime or enjoying private time, it's Dede-delightful: cause everything else just stinks!"
A Novel Approach		Primary character	"This is worse than your kingdom being invaded! Our ratings are down to zero!"
Escar-Gone		Primary character	"Look, Buster! I wasn't hatched yesterday, you know, so unless you want trouble with a capital T, I suggest you drop the amnesia act now!"
Monster Management		Secondary character	"What are you laughin' at? Knuckle Joe just made you look like a knuckle-head!"
Prediction Predicament - Part I		Primary character	*singing* "Oh! Grind up the bitty coffee beans; boil up the water then... Chug about eleven cups; you'll never sleep again!"
Prediction Predicament - Part II		Primary character	"You did it! You lovable lug, ya! You finally listened to your heart for once!"
Sheepwrecked		Secondary character	"When it comes to tellin' the truth, Tiff is like a broken calculator: You can't count on it!"
War of the Woods		Secondary character	"I'm afraid that we're both drifting apart! Can't you feel it, Sire?"
Scare Tactics - Part I		Primary character	"I almost gave away our whole scam! Kirby may be cute, but when you're not lookin', he'll scare the sheet off a' ya!"
Scare Tactics - Part II		Primary character	"We can finally bid adios to that airhead once and forever!"
Pink-Collar Blues		Primary character	"Why does this lousy kingdom have to be full a' so many ball-shaped bozos, anyhow?"
Tourist Trap		Primary character	"Go stand in the corner with the rest of the relics!"
Cartoon Buffoon		Primary character	"Don't get mad at the poor guy! He's only drawin' what he sees!"
Don't Bank on It		Primary character	"Your doll may vary. Do not operate heavy machinery while holding this doll. Offer void when prohibited by common sense."
Kirby Takes the Cake		Secondary character	"This is gonna overthrow your waistline, huh, Sire?"
Snack Attack - Part I		Primary character	"Plus, Bookem couldn't afford to keep the King locked up. He ate him outta house and jail!"
Snack Attack - Part II		Secondary character	"We can't even win when we cheat!"
One Crazy Knight		Secondary character	"Yeah, I can hear your armor rattlin' from way over here!"
Sweet and Sour Puss		Primary character	"Dedede's a rotten boss to work for; that I can't deny! He yells and screams and criticises; no matter how I try! I deserve a raise, but the King refuses; all I ever get are bumps and bruuuuiseeees! He's a grouch, he's a grump, but I stay; maybe I'll be king one day!"
Dedede's Pet Threat		Secondary character	"How dare you guess the truth!"
A Half-Baked Battle		Primary character	"Your pie monster ain't filled with brains..."
eNeMeE Elementary		Primary character	"Hi! I'd like to welcome you to the Dedede Academy: Cappy Town's best - scratch that - only educational institution, where children will learn the three Ds: Discipline, Discipline, and Discipline! You'll receive a handy coupon for the purchase of textbooks, notebooks, and some snazzy up-to-the-minute pencil holders!"
The Meal Moocher		Primary character	"So far, so good! Now let's see if their food is tasty or tasteless, like some of the kitschy furniture they got!"
Crusade for the Blade		Secondary character	"She's a little girl with a big ol' gun and a whole lot of attitude!"
Fitness Fiend		Primary character	"Hey! You're a doctor, not a detective! Mind your own business, Yabui!"
Mabel Turns the Tables		Secondary character	"Alright, Mabel. Dust off that crystal and do that voodoo you do!"
Something to Sneeze At		Secondary character	"Say it! Don't spray it, Sire! You're buggier than Kawasaki's kitchen!"
The Kirby Quiz		Primary character	"I think you oughta brush up on your trivia."
Masher 2.0		Secondary character	"This machine will increase the user's natural powers by more than a hundred fold!
The Chill Factor		Secondary character	"You two brats need to take a chill pill!"
The School Scam		Secondary character	"This blue dude happens to be the King! At least pretend to respect him!"
Delivery Dilemma		Secondary character	"Ugh. Hey Sire, something tells me he's been sittin' on this slop since you ordered it!"
Trick or Trek		Primary character	*chuckles* "I hope she keeps on buggin' everybody! Pretty soon, they'll hate her more than they hate us!"
Buccaneer Birdy		Primary character	"Yep! Tokkori's ancestor used to sit perched up on his shoulder which must have been murder on his dry-cleaning bills!"
A Whale of a Tale		Primary character	"Why is it always our fault? If it wasn't for the whale, we wouldn't be down in the mouth, now would we?"
Waddle While You Work		Secondary character	"Who'd buy anything off of him? He'd cheat his mother!"
Dedede's Raw Deal		Primary character	"Why, you! How dare you question His Majesty's integrity! Why, he's as honest as the day is dark!"
Caterpillar Thriller		Secondary character	*sneezes* "So all this sneezin' and wheezin' is your fault! You've done some extremely rotten things in your day, Sire, but this is sickening! You even had this food packed with pollen, didn't ya?"
Fossil Fools - Part I		Primary character	"Sire, what are you doin' in the library? The last thing you read was a coloring book! Eh? I'll say no more..."
Fossil Fools - Part II		Primary character	"I look like a deranged parade balloon!"	Escargoon is referring to the Escar-saurus.
Dedede's Monsterpiece		Secondary character	"He's not a cultural clod! He's a clod period!"
Right Hand Robot		Primary character	"The King's runnin' me ragged here! I wish he'd give me some time off to take a trip!" *trips*
Goin' Bonkers		Secondary character	"He sounds like a bill collector which means he'll come here for the nine million we owe N.M.E.!"
Power Ploy		Primary character	"We all know your only priority is keepin' our bank account empty!"
A Trashy Tale		Secondary character	"Boy would I like to wash that guy's mouth out with soap!"
Cooking Up Trouble		Primary character	"You'd have to be a blockhead to fall for this...I mean to pass this up!"
Teacher's Threat		Primary character	"Kirby's tryin' to interrupt the class by saying "poyo" instead of "here"!"
Mumbies Madness		Tertiary character	"Easy, Sire! This is a comedy show, not a reality series!"
A Sunsational Puzzle		Secondary character	"Uhh... Well, Sire, you look like a roast turkey whose timer never popped up."
A Chow Challenge		Secondary character	"Don't miss the great kitchen combat as Gourmet Nagoya challenges Kawasaki: the guy who put the "gas" in "gastronomy"!"
Waste Management		Secondary character	"I haven't smelled anything this foul since I gave you a foot-rub!"
Shell-Shocked		Primary character	"Look at me! I'm a sheep! I'm a mess!"
Tooned Out		Primary character	"I bet they don't have enough brains among the three of 'em to fill a pencil case."
Born to Be Mild - Part I		Secondary character	"Yeah! Who do you think you are? King Dedede?"
Born to Be Mild - Part II		Secondary character	"That grease monkey must've got out!"
Hunger Struck		Secondary character	"We're busy snickering, here!"
D'Preciation Day		Primary character	"Forgive us, Kirby! That prank was His Majesty's idea, but I was the one who came up with the time bomb part! For once I wish I wasn't so brilliant!"
Cowardly Creature		Primary character	"My life is a nightmare..."
Frog Wild		Primary character	"Kirby's smashin' up Cappy Town like a pink wrecking ball!"
Air-Ride-in-Style - Part I		Secondary character	"Yeah! Tell us where he's hidin' that Warp Star!"
Air-Ride-in-Style - Part II		Tertiary character	"I'd say that guy's a formula for disaster!"
Cappy Town Down		Secondary character	"We weren't supposed to be on the ship, were we?"
Combat Kirby		Secondary character	"I wish we were arrested. We'd be entitled to a phone call and I could talk to my mommy."
Fright to the Finish		Secondary character	"Except for the castle...it's still a wreck."
Kirby 3D		Primary character	"Kirby's gone wild, and you're cacklin' like a gassed-up hyena!"