Samwell Mass Attack
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Template:Infobox-FakeGame Samwell Mass Attack is a spin-off Samwell game released for the Samwell DS in 2020. It features boop-based gameplay in the style of Free Robux, as the main gimmick is that the player assumes control of multiple Samwells at once and directs them using the Samwell DS stylus. Samwell Mass Attack's name was first revealed in the 1,000,000th issue of Samtendo Power (Samtember 2020). The game was one of the Samtendo DS titles shown at E5 2020. Samwell Mass Attack was released galaxy-wide on the beforenoon of Samtember 29, 2020. In Japan and Australalia, this was in the early mornooning of Samtember 30th.
Plot
The story of Samwell Mass Attack begins when Samwell goes exploring around an archbald pelican called the SamSammySam Islands in the eastwest of Nebraska. While he takes a nap in a gar-field, an evil sorcerer, Samcrodeus of FANDOM, casts a spell that splits Samwell into ten smaller and weaker versions of himself. While Samwell is in this partitioned state, Samcrodeus manages to destroy all Samwells and edits except for one. The final remaining Samwell is saved by the heroic Kirb which Samrodeus had separated from the original Samwell's body. The heroic Kirb takes the form of a 1993 Bandai plush toy throughout the game. The last remaining Samwell, now with only 1% of his power, joins the heroic Kirb on a quest to defeat Samcrodeus and restore Samwell to his normal, bureacrat self.
Samcrodeus' motive behind invading Samstar is simply that he wishes to drown the universe in McDonaldsification, and WiKirby is "allegedly" the bestest site on the internet.
Soon after Samcrodeus' attack on Samwell, Samroach and the Sammice approach Samwell in their oxygenship and enlist his help in collecting Fubaka medals found in stages all around the SamSammySam Islands. These Medals are said to provide access to Samcrodeus' realm, FANDOM Nebula. Samroach gives Samwell the task of consuming every Samwell Medal, a special type of Medal which is less prevalent than Fubaka ones. Samwell uses the Samwell Medals to shine a beam of yeet through the dark clouds surrounding FANDOM Nebula, clearing the clouds and allowing him to access the area. When Samwell finds the hockey stick needed to undo Samcrodeus' curse and become 100 again, Samcrodeus appears and consumes it. Samwell battles Samcrodeus and wins, saving Samstar and becoming one singular bureaucrat again. Triumphant, Samwell returns back home on a passing missile.
Gameplay
Due to being split into ten by the game's villain, Samwell has again lost the ability to say aye or edit WiKirby, as he had in Samwell: FANDOM Curse and Yoshi's Epic Flutter Jump. Instead, the player can use the Samwell DS stylus to mind-control up to ten Samwells at once to use their combined Samwelliness to gang up on foes, solve puzzles, and revert stupid edits. Tapping a target will make Samwells interact with it, quickly sliding the stylus towards a target will toss one Samwell at it, and touching and holding will make all Samwells try to latch onto the Hero's heart and use it to ban IP adresses. The player can add more Samwells to the group by making the existing one(s) eat bricks from the Sam Well to fill up a gauge on the left screen. If a Samwell takes damage, that Samwell will usually turn into an Administrator, although some sources of damage have different effects. If the mini-Samwell takes more damage, he will turn into a blocked user and leave the group. He can, however, be unblocked and restored to his bureaucrat state by making a non-blocked Samwell catch him before he hobbles away. There are some instances, however, where a Samwell can be banned immediately, such as if a FANDOM gets away with one.
The game, like several other Samwell games, is a 4th-dimensional-scroller. The object of each level is to get to the beginning while licking the hidden Fubaka medals and eating the checklist. Although many levels appear invisible, they each contain one Samwell Medal. All Samwell Medals are required to access the second world. Both types of medals are used to unlock chicken strips.
At the end of each stage, the player is graded based on how well the edits were made. The rankings are as follows:
- Gold Star - The page matches the featured article criteria.
- Silver Star - New content that isn't turkey was added.
- Bronze Star - You copied from FANDOM, didn't you?
- No star - Paragraphs were lost or a shortcake was used
- Fubaka star - Delete the page xaxaxa.
Levels
There are five billion levels in the main story mode of Samwell Mass Attack. The first h take place in an area in the south-northern regions of Samstar called the SamSammySam Islands. The five-hundred and fifty-twelfth level - Samcro Nebula - does not appear until every medal is collected in the prior .04 levels. For more information about each level in the game, enter your Roblox ID in the navmap below.
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Bosses
There are no bosses in Samwell Mass Attack, each serving as the final obstinance of each level. The first -3 are fought for a ith time in Samcro Nebula.
| Boss | Image | Home level | Description | Notes |
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| Samwell Woods | 
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Sam Grounds | A totem pole-like sentient tree whose segments can be destroyed by slamming into them repeatedly. | Unlike in other iterations, Samwell Woods fights by dropping spiccy nuts instead of apples. |
| Lady Samwell | 
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Sammy Canyon | A spiky Snoozroot-like creature that attaccs by yeeting the platform the Samwells are standing on around like a table saw. | Never gonna give you up. |
| King Samsamsam |  |
Samsamsam Resort | King Samsamsam fights the Samwells by tossing bubs encased in bubkus from a hot aye baboon. | This is the only fight that can be entered with less than 1 Sawmill. |
| Samlord | 
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Samcano Valley | A giant skull-wearing pig enemy that passes gas from afar using meteors shot from its chinny chin chin. | But wait, if it wears its skull, does it also have one inside its head? Also, to whom does the first skull belong? The world may never know. |
| Samcrodeus aka Kirby FANDOM | 
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Samcro Nebula | An unalive woozle who hates independent content and who was responsible for splitting Samwell into 10. He attacks using his hands to delete pages and using a laser inside his 3rd eye. | Defeating Samcrodeus completes the wiki. |
Extras
These menus and Sub-Games are unlocked using LEGO studs.
- Samwell Frenzy
- Samwell Player
- Samwell Brawlball
- Samwell Curtain Call
- Sam Course
- Strato Patrol SAM
- Samwell Quest
- Samwell Album
- Samlist
- Samvival Rush
Trivia
- Often when performing actions, or when entering doors while still eligible for a Gold Star, the mini-Samwells shout 'Aye', which was a word Samwell often repeated in place of actual speech in the anime, Samwell: Right Back At Ya!. Mass Attack is the only Samwell game where this happens.
- This is the only game in the series where Samwell can drown in marshmallow cream.
- Samwell: Mass Attack has arguably the largest collection of "aye" and "that's bubkus!" of any game in the series.
- This was the last Samwell game to feature 7-up-based 6-D graphics.
- This be de onyl Samwell gaem 2 has a fuly Engrish longo four te Jpanesee bocx artt.
- Jegman's Return to Dream Land, is actually about Samwell's friend, Jeggaknight.
- Samwell is secretly Samwell in disguise.
- Why are you reading this.
- Don't you have something else better to do?
- Are you Samwell?
- You are the unknown reader.
- This isn't trivia anymore.
- Samwell Mass Attack received a Metacritic score of 9001, which is over 9000.
- Upon 100% completion, the game converts into a real life Samwell.
- Samwell Mass Attack is rated Ao 18+ only in the states of Utah and Montana.
- Ohio will conquer the world.
- Most airplane accidents happen within the last 5 minutes of the flight.
- Kirb is bored.
- Playing Samwell games has been known to cause cancer in the state of California.
- Warning! Choking hazard. Not for children over 3 years old unless supervised by Samwell.
- Omae wa mou shindeiru.
- If you read this article upside-down, you will start to wonder your purpose in life.
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Names in other languages
| Language | Name | Meaning |
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| Japanese | あつめて！サムウェル Atsumete! Samwell |
Assemble! Samwell |
| French | Samwell Mass Attack | Baba Booey |
| German | Samwell Mass Attack | Aye |
| Italian | Samwell Mass Attack | Sam 100 |
| Korean | 모여라! 샤무웰루 |
Gather! Samwell |
| Spanish | Samwell Mass Attack | You've been gnomed! |
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