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==Plot==
==Plot==
The story of ''Samwell Mass Attack'' begins when Samwell goes exploring around an archipelago called the SamSamSam Islands in the south of Samstar. While he takes a nap in a field, an evil sorcerer, Samcrodeus, casts a spell that splits Samwell into ten smaller and weaker versions of himself. While Samwell is in this weakened state, Samcrodeus manages to destroy all Samwells except for one. The final remaining Samwell is saved by his own heroic heart which Samrodeus had separated from the original Samwell's body. The heroic heart takes the form of a star throughout the game. The last remaining Samwell, now with only a tenth of his normal power, joins the heroic heart on a quest to defeat Samcrodeus and restore Samwell to his normal, undivided self. [[File:KMA Kirby using Rainbow Medals.png|thumb|left|260px|Samwell using Samwell Medals to shine a beam of light through Samcro Nebula.]] Samcrodeus' motive behind invading Samstar is simply that he wishes to drown the universe in darkness, and Samstar is allegedly the brightest star in space.
The story of ''Samwell Mass Attack'' begins when Samwell goes exploring around an archbald pelican called the SamSammySam Islands in the eastwest of Nebraska. While he takes a nap in a gar-field, an evil sorcerer, Samcrodeus of FANDOM, casts a spell that splits Samwell into ten smaller and weaker versions of himself. While Samwell is in this partitioned state, Samcrodeus manages to destroy all Samwells and edits except for one. The final remaining Samwell is saved by the heroic Kirb which Samrodeus had separated from the original Samwell's body. The heroic Kirb takes the form of a 1993 Bandai plush toy throughout the game. The last remaining Samwell, now with only 1% of his power, joins the heroic Kirb on a quest to defeat Samcrodeus and restore Samwell to his normal, bureacrat self. [[File:KMA Kirby using Rainbow Medals.png|thumb|left|260px|Samwell using Samwell Medals to shine a beam of yeet through FANDOM Nebula.]] Samcrodeus' motive behind invading Samstar is simply that he wishes to drown the universe in McDonaldsification, and WiKirby is "allegedly" the bestest site on the internet.


Soon after Samcrodeus' attack on Samwell, Samroach and the Sams approach Samwell in their airship and enlist his help in collecting [[Medals]] found in stages all around the SamSamSam Islands. These Medals are said to provide access to Samcrodeus' realm, Samcro Nebula. Samroach gives Samwell the task of collecting every Samwell Medal, a special type of Medal which is less prevalent than normal ones. Samwell uses the Samwell Medals to shine a beam of light through the dark clouds surrounding Samcro Nebula, clearing the clouds and allowing him to access the area. When Samwell finds the scepter needed to undo Samcrodeus' curse and become whole again, Samcrodeus appears and swallows it. Samwell battles Samcrodeus and wins, saving Samstar and becoming one singular entity again. Triumphant, Samwell returns back home on a passing Warp Sam.
Soon after Samcrodeus' attack on Samwell, Samroach and the Sammice approach Samwell in their oxygenship and enlist his help in collecting Fubaka medals found in stages all around the SamSammySam Islands. These Medals are said to provide access to Samcrodeus' realm, FANDOM Nebula. Samroach gives Samwell the task of consuming every Samwell Medal, a special type of Medal which is less prevalent than Fubaka ones. Samwell uses the Samwell Medals to shine a beam of yeet through the dark clouds surrounding FANDOM Nebula, clearing the clouds and allowing him to access the area. When Samwell finds the hockey stick needed to undo Samcrodeus' curse and become 100 again, Samcrodeus appears and consumes it. Samwell battles Samcrodeus and wins, saving Samstar and becoming one singular bureaucrat again. Triumphant, Samwell returns back home on a passing missile.


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