Rubybirdy

Joined 16 April 2024
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[[File:Yescheck.png|15px]] [https://store.steampowered.com/app/844590/Hypnospace_Outlaw/ Hypnospace Outlaw]<br/>
[[File:Yescheck.png|15px]] [https://store.steampowered.com/app/844590/Hypnospace_Outlaw/ Hypnospace Outlaw]<br/>
[[File:Yescheck.png|15px]][[File:Xmark.png|15px]][[File:Xmark.png|15px]][[File:Xmark.png|15px]] [https://store.steampowered.com/app/250900/The_Binding_of_Isaac_Rebirth/ The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth] (The Real Platinum God/111% completion, don't have any DLCS for extra % yet)
[[File:Yescheck.png|15px]][[File:Xmark.png|15px]][[File:Xmark.png|15px]][[File:Xmark.png|15px]] [https://store.steampowered.com/app/250900/The_Binding_of_Isaac_Rebirth/ The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth] (The Real Platinum God/111% completion, don't have any DLCS for extra % yet)
=Embarrassment of a Gamer=
[[File:Ruby Mario EmbarrCENSOREDment.gif|thumb|The "gamer" in question]]
[[Computer Virus|This guy]] fucking [[Inhale|''sucks'']] at [[mariowiki:Super Mario Bros. 3|Mario]]. In this [[Theater|video]], we can [[Light|see]] a [[Fourth wall|player]] so '''atrociously''' bad at [[mariowiki:Super Mario (franchise)|Mario]], that he almost gets himself [[Game_Over|killed]] [[Kirby_Mass_Attack|multiple]] [[Mr._Tick-Tock|times]] a [[Rainbow_Run#Time_Trial|second]]. Despite the obviously [[Hazard|precarious platforms]], he [[King_Dedede#Signature_attacks|sucks]] '''so fucking bad''' at the [[Goal_Game|game]] that he just can't [[Time_Crash|stop]] [[jumping]] around like a [[Helper|moron]]. It's only by [[Mix|sheer luck]] that he just [[Grizzo|''barely'']] avoids sending our [[mariowiki:Mario|mustachioed friend]] [[Stone|plummeting]] towards his [[Bottomless_pit|doom]]. [[Kirby_JP_Twitter|Subscribe]] if you think this [[WiKirby:April_Fools/2024/Arena_Waddle_Dee|total embarrassment of a gamer]] should [[Kirby_for_Nintendo_GameCube|never]] be allowed to [[Nintendo_DS|touch]] a [[Remocoroid|controller]] again.
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