Speedy Teatime

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Speedy Teatime
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Screencap of a game of Speedy Teatime.
Type(s) Reflex eating
Levels 3
Players 1
Appears in Kirby: Squeak Squad
Comparable to Speed Eaters
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Quote1.png Eat lots of cake! Quote2.png
— in-game description of Speedy Teatime

Speedy Teatime is one of the four Sub-Games in Kirby: Squeak Squad. In it, Kirby competes against Storo and other Kirbys (if played with other people) in a race to fill their stomachs by eating cake. It can be seen as a spiritual successor to Speed Eaters.


The competitors basically have to take the cake and gulp it down before the other do the same. However, the cake does not come out at once. It is rather served from a plate with a cover. The cover will be lifted at varying times. If Kirby tries to eat before the cover is lifted, he will be restrained from eating any cake on the plate. This is shown with a big red X. To eat, Kirby must touch the cake with the stylus [1]. The Kirbys and Storo's stomachs are represented by a gauge with 8 bars. Every time Kirby or Storo eats a small cake, 1 bar is filled. Every time he eats a big cake, 2 bars are filled. Every time he eats a cake with a bomb in it, however, he is temporarily stunned so that he cannot eat any of the next batch. Due to this, Kirby must be cautious at all times[2]. With an increase of levels comes an increase in difficulty of Storo's reaction time and decrease of his likeliness to ingest a bomb cake. This is the only Sub-Game not to show Kirby's results at the end, due to there being a bar system, rather than a points system.


If Storo wins, he will be seen smiling, with Kirby being depressed with his fork lifted. On the other hand, if Kirby wins, Storo will be snoring while Kirby is happy with his fork lifted.


  1. "Touch the cake icon!"-in-game instructions
  2. "Watch out for bombs!"