N.M.E. Sales Guy/filmography

The following is a complete list of all of N.M.E. Sales Guy's appearances in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, along with other information regarding his role in each episode:

N.M.E. Sales Guy's appearances in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
Episode	Image	Role	Role details	Selected quote	Notes
Kirby Comes to Cappy Town		Secondary character	In this episode, the N.M.E. Sales Guy is called by King Dedede shortly after he and Escargoon were digging through Kirby's Starship, and gets complained at for the monster he sent being so shrimpy. The Sales Guy reassures King Dedede that it will "grow on" him. Later on, after Kirby defeats Octacon, the N.M.E. Sales Guy can be seen watching the events from afar along with eNeMeE himself.	"Just give it time, your Highness, and I guarantee that little shrimp will grow on you."
A Blockbuster Battle		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede calls the N.M.E. Sales Guy to send him a monster to get rid of Kirby before the Dream Landers can build him a house. The Sales Guy sends Blocky, describing him as a "super high-density monster" which cannot be inhaled by Kirby.	"Now that we know your opponent is Kirby, all our monsters have new improved attack powers." *gets attacked by monsters* "See what I mean?"
Kirby's Duel Role		Secondary character	When King Dedede sees Kirby struggling against Meta Knight in their sword duel, he rushes back to the castle and calls up the N.M.E. Sales Guy, asking for a monster that is good with a sword. The Sales Guy initially reminds Dedede of his unpaid bill to N.M.E., but is rebuffed by Dedede, insisting he'll pay later. The Sales Guy sends in Bugzzy, who (in the anime) wields one or two giant scimitars.	"No problemo, Triple D! We always give credit where credit is due!"
A Dark & Stormy Knight		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede calls the N.M.E. Sales Guy for another monster to get rid of Kirby, and the Sales Guy recommends their lightning monster Kracko. Instead of sending him through the Monster Delivery System, however, the Sales Guy informs Dedede that Kracko needs to be sent by "air". Later on, after Kracko arrives in Dream Land, it causes havoc through the kingdom and, in an effort to strike Kirby with lightning, inadvertently strikes King Dedede and Escargoon as they desperately try to get back into the castle. Later on, King Dedede can be seen with a cold complaining to the Sales Guy about the monster's actions and demanding a refund, but the Sales Guy gleefully points out that per their undisclosed contract, "Kracko can't be sent backo!"	*chuckles* "Sorry, your Majesty, but our contract states that Kracko can't be sent backo!"
Beware: Whispy Woods!		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede initially tries to get the N.M.E. Sales Guy to send him another monster, but he is rebuffed by the Sales Guy for having still not paid his overdue bill, which he calculates as 19 million using an on-hand abacus with a digital display.	"Well according to my calculations, your Night Mare Enterprises account shows an outstanding unpaid balance of 19 million in change, see?"
The Fofa Factor		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede ignores an ill fortune from Mabel and rings up the N.M.E. Sales Guy to send him a monster. This time, the Sales Guy sends the monster Slice n' Splice, with the task of cutting Kirby to pieces. Later on, the Sales Guy also makes an appearance in a flashback, when he sold Fololo & Falala to Dedede many years ago as a 'two-for-one deal' scam.	"Well, King Sucker's back to get his pocket picked again."
The Big Taste Test		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede turns to the N.M.E. Sales Guy to send him a cookbook so he can please the approaching Chef Shiitake. The Sales Guy sells him a book written by Shiitake, and instructs him to look at the entry regarding Zebon, which Dedede later tampers with to make the reader think that Zebon is Kirby.	*chuckles* "Just take a look at page 250."
Escargoon Squad		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede tries to contact the N.M.E. Sales Guy to send him something that will get rid of the rumored ghosts haunting Castle Dedede, but the Sales Guy rebuffs him for not paying his bill. Later on, Ghost in the castle torments King Dedede and forces him to pay that bill from his treasury, with the Sales Guy appearing on-screen to the gathered crowd to explain the situation.	"Overdue bills! King Dedede owed us big time and this was the only way we could collect. Ta ta!"
Cappy New Year		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede orders another monster from the N.M.E. Sales Guy, who sends him Sasuke due to being a relatively low-cost monster.	"That's Sasuke, our firework monster!"
The Pillow Case		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede attempts to complain to the N.M.E. Sales Guy for sending ineffective monsters. To sate the angry King, the Sales Guy decides to throw him a complimentary gift of nightmare-inducing pillows and instructs Dedede to distribute them to the Dream Landers, which he does. Later on, once everyone is cozy in bed with the pillows, the Sales Guy wryly comments on the situation with eNeMeE behind him.	"Thanks to our friend King Dedede, all of Cappy Town will be dreaming exactly what we want them to."
The Thing About the Ring		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede calls up the N.M.E. Sales Guy and asks for a monster to help him sniff out the ring that everyone is hunting for. The Sales Guy sends him the monster Honker Stomper, whose nose is more than fit for the task.	"Just what the doctor ordered, eh, D-Man?"
Here Comes the Son		Secondary character	In this episode, when Knuckle Joe is attempting to hack into N.M.E.'s web server in order to travel through hyperspace, the Sales Guy catches him and demands his intentions. When Knuckle Joe explains that he is hunting a Star Warrior, the Sales Guy directs him to Dream Land, where he then emerges through the Monster Delivery System. Later on, when Knuckle Joe returns through the same system after making peace with Kirby and Meta Knight, the Sales Guy appears on the monitor and informs King Dedede that he will be billed for the upload.	"There's a little extra service charge for that special upload, King."
Dedede's Snow Job		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede rings up the N.M.E. Sales Guy to ask for something to deal with the excessive heat. The Sales Guy sends the monster Ice Dragon, whose freezing breath induces an artificial winter over Dream Land.	"We deal mostly in monsters, not home appliances, but I think we may just have something that'll do the job."	It should be noted that N.M.E. later does deal in home appliances, with examples being the pieces of SlicerDicer in Cooking Up Trouble and the CFC-emitting air conditioner devices in A Sunsational Puzzle.
Hour of the WolfWrath		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede asks the N.M.E. Sales Guy another monster, demanding a strong one that can get the job done. The N.M.E. Sales Guy sends him one of the company's "hottest monsters": the fiery WolfWrath, who then proceeds to rampage through the castle unabated. A short time later, when the castle has gone into lockdown, the King dials up the Sales Guy again to complain, only to be told that WolfWrath needs to set fires to keep its strength up.	"Oops. I guess I forgot to mention that! WolfWrath needs to set fires to get the strength for its attacks."
The Flower Plot		Tertiary character	In this episode, after King Dedede and Escargoon have stolen Lovely from Whispy Woods, they dial up the N.M.E. Sales Guy and ask him to turn the flower into a monster, which he does after a few jeering remarks about the situation.	"Oh Whispy sure has weird taste in girlfriends. That boy's been in the woods too long!"
Labor Daze		Tertiary character	In this episode, the N.M.E. Sales Guy sends King Dedede a "factory starter kit" through the Monster Delivery System, reminding the King that it was something he had ordered earlier, as part of a scheme to use Cappy labor to build a secret project.	"It's the ultra-cool hyper-industrial factory starter kit you ordered, D-Meister!"
A Spice Odyssey		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede dials up the N.M.E. Sales Guy and asks him to send a chef who can put Chef Kawasaki out of business. The Sales Guy sends him Monsieur Goan, who promptly sets up a rival restaurant in town.	"That's an appetizing proposition. Sit back while we cook up a cook!"
Hatch Me If You Can		Tertiary character	In this episode, after seeing the first phase of their plan with the baby Galbo be a success, King Dedede and Escargoon call up the N.M.E. Sales Guy and have him send the mother Galbo through the Monster Delivery System, which he does.	"With Kirby so attached to that cute little monster, he won't want to fight a big ol' bad one! When the giant Galbo attacks, Kirby's history!"
Abusement Park		Secondary character	In this episode, after King Dedede's first plan to get rid of Kirby and his friends fails, he calls up the N.M.E. Sales Guy to ask for a monster to finish the job. To taunt him for his overdue bill, the Sales Guy sends him a weak monster named Walky whose only skill is being used as a microphone. Regardless, The Sales Guy suggests to the King that they use Walky to hatch a scheme to get Kirby transported to eNeMeE's Fortress via a karaoke contest, and demonstrates the efficacy of the plan on Escargoon when he mocks it. Later on, the Sales Guy helps host the contest directly when everyone is eager to participate, and successfully lures Kirby to the stage where he is promptly beamed to the fortress. However, since Kirby had obtained the Mike Copy Ability from Walky, his singing causes all the monsters waiting for him on the other side to be defeated, and the Sales Guy, wracked with pain from the noise, is forced to send Kirby back.	"It's like he's scratching a chalk board! I can't take it! I'm sending Kirby back!"
A Dental Dilemma		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede - writhing in agony from toothache - begs the N.M.E. Sales Guy to send him a dentist. The Sales Guy sends the monster Hardy and afterward explains that the monster operates without anesthetic. He then leaves Dedede to his fate.	"Good luck, Big D!"
Junk Jam		Tertiary character	In this episode, when King Dedede rings up the N.M.E. Sales Guy and demands to know why his kingdom has been made into a dump site, he is told it is a punishment for not having paid his bill.	"We'll be happy to deep-six the dumping as soon as you pay us what you owe us, Sire."
A Recipe for Disaster		Tertiary character	In this episode, after Kirby has swallowed the Gijira Extract and proceeded to torment everyone at the castle, King Dedede enters his special phone booth and orders an emergency download from the N.M.E. Sales Guy, who obliges by sending the monster Cobgoblin at a premium.	*chuckles* "Cobgoblin, you're up! Now you go take care of Kirby!"
The Kirby Derby - Part I		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede orders a new vehicle from the N.M.E. Sales Guy to get revenge on Tuff for a vehicular prank he pulled earlier. The Sales Guy sends him the Royal Racecar, which Dedede plans to use in a formal race against the Dream Landers.	"With its deluxe five thousand horsepower engine and turbo-charged side-mount rockets, this machine can outrun any racecar!"
The Kirby Derby - Part II		Tertiary character	In this episode, the Sales Guy can be briefly seen commenting on the outcome of the race along with eNeMeE. He only appears in the Japanese version, as his scene was cut in the 4Kids dub.	"It seems that Kirby has mastered control of his Starship."	Dialogue is translated from Japanese.
Watermelon Felon		Tertiary character	The N.M.E. Sales Guy appears at the end of this episode, to react to King Dedede and Escargoon tossing all of their returned newspapers through the Monster Delivery System and flooding him with them.	"Hey! What do you think you're doing?!"
A Novel Approach		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede asks the N.M.E. Sales Guy to send him someone who will read Pappy Pottey and the Fool's Stone to him, so the Sales Guy proceeds to send the author of the book, though this turns out to actually be the monster Broom King in disguise.	"Per your request, it's my great pleasure to introduce...the author of Pappy Pottey!"
Escar-Gone		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede rings up the N.M.E. Sales Guy and asks him to send a dangerous monster. The Sales Guy sends the monster Erasem, which King Dedede seems not to notice coming through the Monster Delivery System. Later on, after everyone had forgotten about Escargoon, King Dedede rings up N.M.E. again and demands an explanation, insisting he had never ordered a monster (due to having forgotten about it). The Sales Guy explains that Erasem is a very small monster, so he may need to search the castle for it.	"Erasem is one of the tinier monsters in our inventory. Try searching the castle with a magnifying glass."
Monster Management		Secondary character	In this episode, after the mini monsters wreak havoc in Dream Land, King Dedede dials up the N.M.E. Sales Guy demanding an explanation for this unprompted delivery. The Sales Guy explains that this is part of a new "Monster Management" program, then introduces their new manager in Knuckle Joe. Later on, Knuckle Joe returns and asks the Sales Guy to send their strongest monster Masher in to finish Kirby off, convincing him to do so by explaining that Kirby has been made weak fighting all the little guys. When it is eventually revealed that Knuckle Joe had been playing a trick on N.M.E. the whole time, and Masher is destroyed, The N.M.E. Sales Guy offers to resign from the company for his failure, but eNeMeE dismisses this offer, explaining that they aren't beat yet.	"How's it going? Disastrously, I trust!"
Prediction Predicament - Part I		Tertiary character	In this episode, when King Dedede is thoroughly convinced that Kirby is out to burn him, he desperately rings up the N.M.E. Sales Guy and asks for a monster that can put out fires. The Sales Guy sends him the monster Fridgy, who Kirby promptly defeats using the Fire ability. Later on, after Mabel diffuses the situation by showing King Dedede the distant red star that was presumably the source of his paranoia, and that it won't be approaching any time soon, the Sales Guy decides that he ought to "speed up the process".	"Thousand years away, hmm? I don't know about our little friends, but I for one am feeling kind of impatient. What do you say we speed up the process just a little bit?"
Scare Tactics - Part I		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede tries to order a monster from the N.M.E. Sales Guy to help him scare the Dream Landers, but he is promptly refused for not paying his debt to N.M.E.	"You're way over your limit, boys!"
Scare Tactics - Part II		Secondary character	In this episode, after everyone gets trapped in the haunted mansion, the N.M.E. Sales Guy appears on a monitor before King Dedede and Escargoon and clues them in that the house was set up by N.M.E. to get rid of Kirby and encourages them to play along, planning on trying the strategy of sending Kirby to eNeMeE's Fortress again via a disguised teleporter. The plan nearly succeeds, but is foiled at the last minute by Meta Knight. Seeing this, the Sales Guy decides to send the monster Gabon in to drag Kirby in directly, but this too fails, and the house burns down as a result of Kirby torching the monster.	"It didn't work, D! I'll have to send a monster to carry Kirby back here by force!"
Pink-Collar Blues		Tertiary character	In this episode, when King Dedede is fed up by the cost up upkeeping his Waddle Dee soldiers, he rings up the N.M.E. Sales Guy to ask for something to replace them with. The Sales Guy sends him the Domestic Servant Robot, which seems to be up to the job of keeping the castle clean, and proceeds to boot out the Waddle Dees. Later on, however, it is revealed that the robot is secretly stealing everything of value from the castle and sending it through the Monster Delivery System as the Sales Guy watches on, as an attempt to collect on Dedede's overdue bill.	"It just so happens we have exactly what you're looking for! Stand by."
Tourist Trap		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede hatches a scheme with N.M.E. to get interstellar tourists to come to Dream Land and drum up some revenue. Later on, when the tourists start to complain about being bored, Dedede pleads with the N.M.E. Sales Guy to send him a monster to spice things up. The Sales Guy agrees to send him the monster Flame Feeder. Later on, when Kirby defeats this monster and the tourists leave, the Sales Guy reports that the ratings received were unsatisfactory, and he rejects the King's bid to make his kingdom a tourist destination.	"As far as tourism goes, Sire, here's my opinion. You might as well rename Dream Land "Snoozeville"!"
Cartoon Buffoon		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede makes an offer to the N.M.E. Sales Guy to produce a cartoon series to be broadcast over the N.M.E. network, and the Sales Guy agrees to this, providing start-up capital for the project and threatening to turn it into a bill if they don't deliver. Shortly before the show is set to air, the Sales Guy taunts Dedede, correctly expecting that the show will not meet expectations. After the disastrous showing, the Sales Guy demands recoupment for the investment, citing that the show had to be "professional quality", but Dedede slips out of it by promising to produce more episodes for free, this time without the help of the Dream Landers.	"I just re-read our contract, King D, and it states that the show has to be of professional quality!"
Don't Bank on It		Tertiary character	In this episode, the N.M.E. Sales Guy sends King Dedede a special offer of custom-made Dedede Dolls, explaining that they are free, save for a set of special service charges. Later on, when King Dedede starts to experience adverse effects from the dolls, he rings up the Sales Guy again to demand an explanation. The Sales Guy tells Dedede that he has formed a psychic bond with the dolls, causing him to experience whatever they do, then leaves him to his fate.	*laughs* "I forgot to tell you! We made the dolls, like you ordered, but there was a side effect. A psychic bond develops between you and the dolls. Eventually, anything that happens to the dolls is also experienced by you!"
Kirby Takes the Cake		Tertiary character	In this episode, in an attempt to take advantage of Kirby's 1 year anniversary of landing in Dream Land, King Dedede orders a monster from the N.M.E. Sales Guy to hide in the cake, called Dangerous Bomb.	"You see, he has trouble distinguishing between friend and foe. Poor little fella gets confused sometimes. I'd wanna handle this one with care, Big D!"
Snack Attack - Part I		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede calls up the N.M.E. Sales Guy after being freed from Chief Bookem's jail for attempting to steal a chocolate-capsule figurine from a child. Dedede demands his own set of figurines be sent so he can get in on the fad, and the Sales Guy obliges, sending him a set of figurines that turn into monsters in the moonlight.	"So, they sprung you out of the slammer, Sire. It must have been a bum wrap. I can't imagine you stealing anything."
Snack Attack - Part II		Tertiary character	In this episode, the N.M.E. Sales Guy shows up at the end to taunt King Dedede for not ordering more premium-quality figure monsters in the previous episode.	*laughs* "I tried to sell you more fighting monsters, but you decided to pinch your pennies! Now you're stuck with the junk, Big D!"
Sweet and Sour Puss		Tertiary character	In this episode, Escargoon rings up the N.M.E. Sales Guy to get an explanation for King Dedede's strange passivity. The Sales Guy explains that it is due to the monster Togeira being implanted inside Dedede's head and siphoning his anger. Escargoon is delighted at this news, because he believes this means he can abuse Dedede as much as he wants without reprisal, but fails to stick around long enough to learn that Togeira has a limit.	"The monster invades its opponents and takes away their ability to get angry or fight back."
Dedede's Pet Threat		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede calls the N.M.E. Sales Guy and asks him for some pets. The Sales Guy sends four Scarfies in along with a shipment of treats for them, and explains to Dedede that the Scarfies have particular emotional and nutritional needs, which Dedede proceeds to ignore. Later on, after Kirby has pacified the Scarfies using the Hammer ability, Dedede tries to return them, but since they had since multiplied into many hundreds of Scarfies, the Sales Guy explains that, per the contract, he cannot take them back for free.	"I'd love to help you out, but we've got a no-return policy once they've multiplied, unless of course we can work something out."
A Half-Baked Battle		Tertiary character	In this episode, after King Dedede is thoroughly humiliated by his subjects and loses the first battle of a "pie war", the N.M.E. Sales Guy sends him a complimentary gift basket to rub salt in the wound. King Dedede then asks him to send a monster who can make pies so revolting that even Kirby would not dare to inhale them, so the Sales Guy sends the monster Belly Buster for this job.	"Fine, but be careful, Big D! This monster could be hard for you to stomach, too!"
eNeMeE Elementary		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede calls the N.M.E. Sales Guy to order a kit to build an elementary school for Dream Land. The Sales Guy obliges by sending a special kit designed to terrify the students into obedience.	"We'll take care of all the details for you, D-Man! eNeMeE Academy is a first-class facility with a super-strict curriculum! We'll whip those kids into shape in no time."
The Meal Moocher		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede dials up the N.M.E. Sales Guy demanding some crab. As expected, the Sales Guy sends him a giant Garnie who proceeds to antagonize the King.	"Okay, but the crustacean I've got in mind is monster-sized!"
Crusade for the Blade		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede calls up the N.M.E. Sales Guy to send something to deal with Sirica, who has invaded the castle. In response, the Sales Guy sends over the monster Kirisakin, who happens to be the creature that killed Sirica's mother Garlude many years ago.	"Very interesting. If this space girl is as tough as you say she is, I think I better send the big guy!"
Fitness Fiend		Tertiary character	In this episode, a plan hatched by N.M.E. and King Dedede to make Kirby morbidly obese through potato chips is complicated by the fact that King Dedede ate too many of those chips himself and also became big and bloated. To alleviate the situation, King Dedede calls the N.M.E. Sales Guy and asks for a fitness trainer to get him back in shape. In response, the Sales Guy sends the monster Max Flexer who proceeds to send both Kirby and Dedede through a strenuous and potentially lethal musical exercise regimen.	"Don't worry your little head! It's not going to be cheap, but I happen to have a sure-fire way to a slimmer and trimmer you!"
Something to Sneeze At		Primary character	In this episode, the N.M.E. Sales Guy tries to solicit King Dedede and Escargoon into buying another monster so that he can meet his quota and win "Employee of the Year". King Dedede initially refuses this offer, pointing out his massive debt that he doesn't intend to repay, so the Sales Guy signs off for the moment to await another opportunity. A short time later, such an opportunity arises when everyone in Dream Land proceeds to catch a seasonal head cold, except for King Dedede and Kirby. King Dedede is led to believe through a throwaway comment from Escargoon that only smart people can catch the cold, so Dedede tries to confirm this by talking to the Sales Guy again, egged on by another prank played on him to make him believe that Kirby got sick as well. Playing into the King's gullibility, the Sales Guy tells him that indeed only smart people can get sick, helped by the fact that he himself is suffering from a cold as well. As a "remedy", the Sales Guy suggests the King order his Head Cold Monsters and swallow them, so Dedede agrees to do so. With this transaction made, King Dedede is delighted to find that he has indeed gotten sick by ingesting the monsters. After gloating about it for a while, however, he realizes that being sick is miserable, so he calls the Sales Guy again and demands a cure. The Sales Guy sells him a shrink ray and tells him to use it on Kirby, and then swallow Kirby so that he can inhale the cold monsters inside him. However, the plan ultimately fails at the last minute when King Dedede is compelled to sneeze Kirby back out before the cold monsters could be inhaled, leaving Dedede to suffer through the cold naturally. While recovering, the Sales Guy gloats that due to his recent sales, he managed to win the title he was looking for, rubbing Dedede's face in it.	"Yes, it's a proven scientific factoid. Cold germs hate to infect dim-witted creatures because they spend days in an empty head with nothing to do. It gets pretty boring up there, so they leave to find somebody smarter." *coughs*	This marks the N.M.E. Sales Guy's first leading role in an episode.
The Kirby Quiz		Primary character	In this episode, the N.M.E. Sales Guy acts as the host for the Kirby Quiz show, reading out the questions and assigning points to the correct teams. Later on, after it is revealed that King Dedede and Escargoon were tampering with the results, the N.M.E. Sales Guy disqualifies them, and declares Kirby and Tiff as the rightful winners.	"Guess I've forgotten how crummy Kirby's caterwauling could be! Is everybody okay?"
The Chill Factor		Tertiary character	In this episode, when Kirby is struggling against Master Pengy in the castle, King Dedede tries to assist by calling up the Sales Guy to ask for a fiery monster. Due to his overdue bill, however, the Sales Guy turns him down, and sends him some hot sauce instead. Kirby uses this hot sauce to make the Booma Dooma Volcano erupt, thus ending the conflict.	"D, I can't send you any more monsters 'til your bill's paid up, but I can send ya somethin' hot to tide you over."
The School Scam		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede rings up the N.M.E. Sales Guy to ask for something to help make his elementary school plan work this time. The Sales Guy sends him three "transfer students" and instructs Dedede to make Tiff responsible for them, which he proceeds to do.	"Sounds like you could use some new blood in that student body of yours, to challenge the children."
Delivery Dilemma		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede dials up the N.M.E. Sales Guy to send him a Delivery Man to get his ramen noodles from Kawasaki's. After some initial balking, the Sales Guy agrees to send the monster over.	*chuckles* "You're joking, right?"
Waddle While You Work		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede tries to order another monster from N.M.E., but the Sales Guy turns him down due to his overdue bill, and suggests to Dedede that he sell off some of his assets to pay it down. To aid in this task, the Sales Guy sends him some vending machines, which he proceeds to stuff with his own Waddle Dee servants. Later on, when King Dedede and Escargoon try to collect the earnings from this sale, they find all the money bins empty. The Sales Guy explains that all the cash was sent directly from the machines to N.M.E. as part of the payment plan. Later on, when King Dedede gets his Waddle Dees back, he is forced to use these machines to order his own tea instead of having it served to him.	"It's a simple case of economics, D-Man! In the business world, you're what we call: a dead-beat!"
Dedede's Raw Deal		Tertiary character	In this episode, when King Dedede tries to complain at the N.M.E. Sales Guy for sending him "dud monsters", the Sales Guy is busy eating at a revolving sushi bar. Intrigued at this concept, Dedede asks the Sales Guy to send him his own revolving sushi apparatus, which he proceeds to do for a premium.	"But D-Man! This is high tech! The equipment costs a fortune!"
Caterpillar Thriller		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede calls up the N.M.E. Sales Guy demanding a monster that can make Kirby sick from allergies. The Sales Guy sends him the Island Sisters in a cage and informs Dedede that these two can call such a monster.	"You just summon the monster from the island where it lives! Of course, Mosugaba won't come for just anybody!"
Fossil Fools - Part I		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede calls up the N.M.E. Sales Guy and asks for a dinosaur monster, but the Sales Guy tells him they cannot do that, since dinosaurs are extinct. Instead, he sends a geneticist named Doctor Moro who can make Dedede dinosaur monsters for him.	"Meet Doctor Moro! He's a specialist in this kind of thing. Happy experimenting!"
Dedede's Monsterpiece		Tertiary character	In this episode, as part of a scheme to convince the Dream Landers that he is cultured, King Dedede calls up the N.M.E. Sales Guy and asks for some art to display in his art museum. The Sales Guy explains that such art would be very expensive to sell, but he could "lend" the art for a lower price as long as it returned undamaged. King Dedede agrees to this, and proceeds to decorate the museum, not having actually looked at the art in question. Later on, when Dedede is horrified by the art and humiliated when everyone laughs at his own painting, Dedede goes back to the Sales Guy and demands an artist to clean up his image and make "better" art. The Sales Guy sends him the monster Paint Roller, not knowing that Dedede is about to use this monster to vandalize all the paintings he was lent.	"Sorry, D, we're fresh out of artists, but I could send you a monster!"
Right Hand Robot		Secondary character	In this episode, Escargoon calls up the N.M.E. Sales Guy in a desperate bid to receive machine parts in order to repair his Escar-droid and make it so the robot will refuse orders to do harm. The N.M.E. Sales Guy sends him a heart-shaped component that revitalizes the robot, and seems to do exactly as promised at first, until the Sales Guy appears later and tells King Dedede about the buttons on the back of the droid's shell. Dedede pushes the buttons, turning the droid into a dangerous war machine that Kirby later needs to defeat.	"All I'm tryin' to tell you, Big-D, is that you'll get a kick out of those buttons on its shell!"
Goin' Bonkers		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede and Escargoon capture the wandering ape Bonkers and take him to the Sales Guy so he can turn him into a monster. After balking at the idea, the Sales Guy agrees to do it.	"That's a ridiculous idea! Who ever heard of making a giant gorilla monster?"
Power Ploy		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede is harassing the N.M.E. Sales Guy over his ineffective monsters, causing the Sales Guy to get nervous and take an energy drink. When asked about the drink, the Sales Guy explains that it's an N.M.E. product called Pump-Up D, and King Dedede decides to order some, receiving a vending machine through the Monster Delivery System. Later on, when Escargoon is fed up with Dedede's craze over the drink, he calls the Sales Guy again and asks for the antidote. The Sales Guy sends him a vending machine containing Power-Down E, which has the opposite effect. Later on, when Kirby is inadvertently administered this drink and becomes weak, the Sales Guy sends the monster Red Viper on his own accord to take advantage and defeat Kirby, but this ultimately fails when Kirby receives the last dose of Pump-Up D later on.	"Believe me! I hear where you guys are coming from, and if you care to fill out a complaint form, I'd be happy to pass it on to my superiors. Pleasing our customers is Night Mare Enterprises' top priority!"
A Trashy Tale		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede and Escargoon aggravate the N.M.E. Sales Guy when they send their garbage through the Monster Delivery System and dump it on him. Later on, to get revenge on them, the Sales Guy sends them the monster Trash Basher who proceeds to make a mess of the kingdom.	"Thought it might be a nice gesture! Seeing as you were sweet enough to send us your trash, we thought we'd send you some of ours!"
Cooking Up Trouble		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede tries to order a monster from the N.M.E. Sales Guy, but is rebuffed due to his overdue bill. The Sales Guy suggests instead that Dedede buy a cooking robot monster in parts and sell them to the Cappies to turn over a profit, which he proceeds to do.	"By the way, Three D. What's all this I hear about the men folk in Cappy Town taking up cooking?"
Teacher's Threat		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede tries one more time to revitalize his elementary school scheme by ordering a teacher from N.M.E. to discipline the students. However, when Mr. Chip - the teacher in question - ends up being unwilling to carry out his task, Dedede gets frustrated and demands an explanation from the Sales Guy. The Sales Guy tells him that Chip wasn't really a monster, but a contract hire, and sends over the monster Rekketsu as a replacement.	"Well you see Chip's not an honest-to-badness monster per se, but we knew he could teach, so we hired him and told him to act like a monster."
A Sunsational Puzzle		Secondary character	In this episode, after King Dedede gets a particularly nasty sunburn, he turns to the N.M.E. Sales Guy for an explanation, and the Sales Guy informs him about ultraviolet rays and their effects. He then proceeds to sell King Dedede some suntan lotion and instructs him to distribute it to the Cappies to make a profit, as well as some air conditioner units to deal with the summer heat. These AC units later turn out to be responsible for creating an ozone hole above the kingdom, out of which the monster Ozomashii appears. When Dedede demands an explanation for the worsening conditions, the Sales Guy gloats to him that this was an elaborate plan to weaken Kirby, and he didn't much care that it would cause King Dedede and his kingdom to be burned to a crisp as a consequence.	"As you can see, the hole they made is a real whopper! UV rays are pouring through even as we speak!"
A Chow Challenge		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede contacts the N.M.E. Sales Guy and asks for some ingredients for Chef Nagoya to use in his cook-off against Kawasaki. The Sales Guy sends him some fresh prawn, which later turns into the monster Ebifryer.	"We're doing our best, but Night Mare Enterprises deals in monsters, not in groceries. It may take a little time, Triple-D!"
Shell-Shocked		Tertiary character	In this episode, per a previous arrangement by King Dedede, The N.M.E. Sales Guy appears before Escargoon and offers him a custom-made shell to replace his original one that got broken. The shell later turns Escargoon into the monster Maimaigon, which Kirby has to defeat using the Hammer ability.	"Sorry, Loony-Goon, just tryin' to keep the mood light! And to cheer you up, I got a little surprise!"
Tooned Out		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede tries a second time to get an animated show going, so he hires some freelance animators from the N.M.E. Sales Guy. When it eventually turns out that these animators are more interested in pursuing their own visions, King Dedede decides to get someone new to produce their show quickly, so the N.M.E. Sales Guy sends them the monster Anige disguised as the famous "Dis Walney".	"You better get movin', Triple-D! A hole opened up in our network's schedule for the day after tomorrow!"
Born to Be Mild - Part I		Secondary character	In this episode, the N.M.E. Sales Guy agrees to sponsor a formal race between the Dream Landers and Fang to determine whether or not Kirby gets kicked out of Dream Land. He later shows up on a monitor at the race track to commentate on the race.	"Hello, there! Welcome, Cappy race fans! Welcome to the opening day at Dream Land's beautiful new DDD Speedway! This exciting event is brought to you by Night Mare Enterprises: purveyor of fine monsters for all occasions including birthdays, anniversaries, engagement parties, baby showers--"
Born to Be Mild - Part II		Secondary character	The N.M.E. Sales Guy continues his role from the previous episode by commentating over the race, giving his last remarks as the stadium collapses at the end.	"Well, folks, that's the end of the race and the end of the raceway, too! Thanks for watching and have a pleasant day! See ya!"
Hunger Struck		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede dials up the N.M.E. Sales Guy in desperation when the Waddle Dees rise up in revolt. The N.M.E. Sales Guy sends them the monster Fryclops to help regain the loyalty of the Waddle Dees and then turn them against Kirby.	"Hey there, Big D! What's shakin'? ...You two posin' for a statue?"
D'Preciation Day		Tertiary character	In this episode, after King Dedede pulls his prank on Kirby, he decides to call up the N.M.E. Sales Guy and ask him to make and send a present for Kirby out of pity for him. The Sales Guy tells him that the gift may take some time.	"I'll do the best I can, Your Majesty..."
Cowardly Creature		Secondary character	In this episode, after Phan Phan escapes into Dream Land via the Monster Delivery System, the commotion stirs King Dedede and Escaargoon into consulting the N.M.E. Sales Guy about it. The Sales Guy explains that the monster would not intentionally hurt anyone, and asks the two to keep an eye out for it. Later on, after Dedede's run-in with Phan Phan, he calls the Sales Guy again and asks him to deal with the creature. The Sales Guy sends in the monster Whippy to reign Phan Phan in, though this is foiled by Kirby.	"No! It's very cute and cuddly, and it's got a name. We like to call it Phan Phan!"
Frog Wild		Tertiary character	In this episode, King Dedede calls the N.M.E. Sales Guy after experiencing Kirby's uncharacteristically villainous behavior. The Sales Guy explains that this is almost certainly due to Kirby being affected by the Demon Frog sent to Dream Land many months before, and reminds Dedede of their plan to send the Heavy Anaconda as a follow-up to swallow the frog and Kirby both. Heavy Anaconda is sent shortly thereafter.	"If that frog's around, I bet it's causing Kirby's naughty behavior."
Air-Ride-in-Style - Part I		Primary character	In this episode, King Dedede calls up the N.M.E. Sales Guy and berates him for his monsters not being up to the task of defeating Kirby. The Sales Guy responds by suggesting they change tactics and go after Kirby's Warp Star first. Later on, when the Destroya comes to wreck the kingdom, King Dedede calls the Sales Guy again to demand an explanation, and the Sales Guy tells him that the spaceship was sent by N.M.E. to deal with Kirby once and for all. When Kirby an his team are forced to recoup at Kabu Canyon, the Sales Guy sends out the Air Riders to deal with them, while describing each of them to King Dedede and Escargoon as they watch.	"Kabu's sort of a hospital for Warp Stars and wounded Star Warriors. Like a big recovery room."
Air-Ride-in-Style - Part II		Secondary character	In this episode, the N.M.E. Sales Guy comments on Kirby's battle with the Air Riders, talking about each of the Air Riders' machines and capabilities, but also taking some time to comment on Kirby as he defeats each of them.	"I must say I'm quite impressed with our pudgy pink pal! Sure, he's the enemy and all, but for a little guy, he's got a lot a' guts!"
Cappy Town Down		Secondary character	In this episode, King Dedede dials up the N.M.E. Sales Guy to complain about the failure of the Destroya to defeat Kirby. The N.M.E. Sales Guy assures Dedede that the company is working on something big to get rid of Kirby, and in the meantime sends him a cell phone that he can use for reconnaissance purposes. The Sales Guy tells Dedede to go look and see if Meta Knight is plotting anything, and use the phone to capture evidence. Later on, when Dedede discovers the Halberd, he does as instructed and starts filming the ship, sending info on it to the Sales Guy. Later still, when the Destroyas show up and bombard Dream Land - destroying the Monster Delivery System in the process - Dedede rings up the Sales Guy again to complain about this, so the Sales Guy responds by promising a free replacement and a monster on top if Dedede can destroy the Halberd.	"Get rid of Meta Knight's battleship for us, and we'll repair your transmitter at no charge and throw in a free monster!"
Combat Kirby		Primary character	In this episode, King Dedede calls the N.M.E. Sales Guy while he and Escargoon are trapped in the Halberd's brig. In the process of doing so, they inadvertently reveal the Halberd's position to N.M.E., which allows them to send the monster Heavy Lobster in to attack the ship. The Sales Guy not-so-subtly suggests that the Heavy Lobster will end up killing Dedede in the process, and bids the foolish King farewell. Later on, after Heavy Lobster is defeated, King Dedede gloats to the Sales Guy that the ship is coming to get him, inadvertently revealing the Halberd's location again and blowing their cover.	"Bye-bye. It's always been a real pleasure double-dealing with you, Your Majesty." *laughs*
Fright to the Finish		Primary character	In this episode, the N.M.E. Sales Guy is finally seen in-person by King Dedede and Escargoon when they are compelled by eNeMeE to kidnap Tiff and take her to them. After Tiff is taken away by eNeMeE, Dedede, Escargoon, and the Sales Guy are left in the control tower largely to their own devices. Later on, Dedede uses the intercom system to order some food from Chef Kawasaki, and the chef obliges, bringing them a liver dish which Dedede force-feeds to the Sales Guy to punish him for all his years of abuse. After Kirby defeats eNeMeE and the group reconvene at the control tower, the Sales Guy attempts to make an escape when he learns that his boss has been destroyed. He later goes down with eNeMeE's Fortress when it is blown up.	"I may be shrimpy, but I'm a whale of a salesman!"
Kirby 3D		Secondary character	In this episode, the N.M.E. Sales Guy is initially seen having a back-and-forth with eNeMeE about the success of the anime, breaking the fourth wall in the process. Later on, he gets contacted by King Dedede, who asks for a monster to be sent to deal with Kirby. The Sales Guy sends him the monster Lobzilla at a "discount".	"My profoundest apologies, King Dedede and Lord Escargoon. We'll send over our latest, most miserable model for a discount price of... two billion D-Bills!"