N.M.E. Sales Guy

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N.M.E. Sales Guy
Customer Service Art.png
Artwork of the Sales Guy in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
First episode Kirby Comes to Cappy Town
Main role Secondary villain
Other appearance(s) Kirby Mass Attack (cameo)
Similar characters eNeMeE
Voice actor(s) Dan Green (English)
Banjō Ginga (Japanese)
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The N.M.E. Sales Guy[1] is a villain in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!. He is the salesman of Night Mare Enterprises. The Salesguy brings in money for the company by selling monsters across the universe. His main customer throughout the course of the series is King Dedede. Dedede often refuses to pay for his monsters, though, even causing the Sales Guy to send a ghost to collect the funds. He is able to serve customers 24 hours 7 days a week. In the episode "Dedede's Raw Deal", Dedede calls him during his lunch break, making it odd as when Dedede meets him in person in the finale, the Sales Guy reveals that there are no kitchens in eNeMeE's fortress. The Sales Guy enjoys having an audience, putting on dramatic displays, not caring what the audience thinks of him.

The Sales Guy often cheats his customers out. In rare cases, he helps Dedede create plots to eliminate Kirby, often not any better than Dedede's own plans. In the English version, the Sales Guy's personality is like a stereotypical salesmen, unlike the Japanese version where he acts polite to his customers. He is loyal to his boss, eNeMeE. In English, he is voiced by Dan Green and in Japanese, he is voiced by Banjō Ginga, who also voices eNeMeE in the Japanese version.


The Sales Guy is humanoid in appearance. He has a long chin and pale gray skin. His hair color is purple and green, and he wears large orange sunglasses. His suit is dark blue with a bright orange shirt and pink tie. In the finale episode, he is revealed to have short, Kirby-like feet with no legs; he is first seen fully in the episode "The Kirby Quiz," but the fact that he is wearing a kimono and that he is on a pillow make it seem that he is sitting as opposed to standing.


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The following is a complete list of all of N.M.E. Sales Guy's appearances in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, along with other information regarding his role in each episode:

N.M.E. Sales Guy's appearances in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!  
Episode Image Role Selected quote Notes
Kirby Comes to Cappy Town
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Secondary character "Just give it time, your Highness, and I guarantee that little shrimp will grow on you."
A Blockbuster Battle
E2 Salesguy.png
Secondary character "Now that we know your opponent is Kirby, all our monsters have new improved attack powers." *gets attacked by monsters* "See what I mean?"
Kirby's Duel Role
E3 Salesguy.png
Secondary character "No problemo, Triple D! We always give credit where credit is due!"
Dark and Stormy Knight
E4 Salesguy.png
Secondary character *chuckles* "Sorry, your Majesty, but our contract states that Kracko can't be sent backo!"
Beware: Whispy Woods!
E5 Salesguy.png
Secondary character "Well according to my calculations, your Night Mare Enterprises account shows an outstanding unpaid balance of 19 million in change, see?"
The Fofa Factor
E9 Salesguy.png
Secondary character "Well, King Sucker's back to get his pocket picked again."
The Big Taste Test
E11 Salesguy.png
Tertiary character *chuckles* "Just take a look at page 250."
Escargoon Squad
E12 Salesguy.png
Secondary character "Overdue bills! King Dedede owed us big time and this was the only way we could collect. Ta ta!"
Cappy New Year
E13 Salesguy.png
Tertiary character "That's Sasuke, our firework monster!"
The Pillow Case
E14 Salesguy.png
Secondary character "Thanks to our friend King Dedede, all of Cappy Town will be dreaming exactly what we want them to."
The Thing About the Ring
E17 Salesguy.png
Secondary character "Just what the doctor ordered, eh, D-Man?"
Here Comes the Son
E19 Salesguy.png
Secondary character "There's a little extra service charge for that special upload, King."
Dedede's Snow Job
E20 Salesguy.png
Tertiary character "We deal mostly in monsters, not home appliances, but I think we may just have something that'll do the job."
Hour of the WolfWrath
E26 Salesguy.png
Secondary character "Oops. I guess I forgot to mention that! WolfWrath needs to set fires to get the strength for its attacks."


Names in other languages[edit]

Language Name Meaning
Japanese カスタマーサービス
Customer Service